Winston’s Tail Dildo from Bad Dragon

Winston’s Tail Dildo

Some of you may remember, about a year and a half ago, I had asked the talented shop dragons at Bad Dragon to whip me up a TailStretcher to match what my husband thinks he looked like as a dragon in a past life. Although I love my TailStretcher, I couldn’t resist asking for another rendition of my husband’s tail, when Winston’s Tail was released.

You can customize Bad Dragon toys in pretty much any way you can think of. There are four sizes, three levels of firmness, and whatever coloration your heart desires.

My Winston’s Tail is small, medium (5) firmness, and is made of beautiful red and silver metallic silicone. I have to say that I’m really pleased with the result. It turned out absolutely gorgeous, and even better-looking than my TailStretcher. (And yes, I will compare the two, later on in the review. Naturally, images are included!)

Texture/Density

Winston’s Tail has a matte finish, which holds onto lube nicely. Each side has small, smooth little bumps. The silver belly scales, or plating, are scalloped, as you would expect on a normal dragon. You can see those better in the previous image. The one to your left shows off the back ridges better. It’s almost sort of like having a string of anal beads going down it, but they’re more subtle.

Since I chose my Winston’s Tail in the medium (5) firmness, it’s soft without being floppy. I can easily bend it, and the tip isn’t pokey at all. Jabbing pointy toys at your cervix can be very uncomfortable, but the tip on mine is soft and gentle. I have no issues with it bending, while trying to insert it vaginally, but I do have to steady the tip a bit, when inserting it anally.

Aww.. I Love You, Too!

Okay, aside from the colors of my Winston’s Tail reminding me of Valentine’s Day, for some reason, the base actually looks kind of like a heart! I may be a little weird, but this is actually really cute, to me.
The top of the base basically looks like part of Winston’s hindquarters have been cut off right before where the anus is.

I like this for two reasons:
1. When I set Winston down on the table, it looks like a small dragon tried to use a defective teleporter and got it’s molecules stuck through the surface of the table.
2. It’s not flared all the way around like some toys, so it’s easy to grip it and rest my thumb on one of those partial butt cheeks.

Vaginal Use

Winston’s Tail is a bit slimmer than what I’d normally insert, but the tentacle-like appearance and feel make up for that. It’s perfect to wiggle around down there, and it will transfer vibrations fairly well, if a vibe is held to it. If I decide to use this vaginally, it’s best just for teasing, since I’m used to thicker things.

Anal Penetration

Honestly, I asked for this tail with anal penetration in mind, not vaginal. That being said, I’ve used it way more anally than vaginally.

Since it’s a little slimmer than my TailStretcher, Winston’s Tail is even easier for me to get in. All it needs is a nice coat of lube and in it goes. Unlike a lot of my anal toys, I don’t have to warm up to this one. The base is easy to hold onto, even when my hands are slippery. Winston’s Tail is perfect for anal.

And, is it me, or does it look a bit more like a tentacle than the TailStretcher does? That makes me one step closer to sharing my tentacle dildos with my husband! Woo! Baby steps… Baby steps…
Winston’s Tail vs. TailStretcher

It really does look like a Valentine’s Day display, huh?

Above are my small Winston’s Tail and small TailStretcher. Both are medium (5) firmness. As you can see, Winston’s Tail is a bit smaller, with a more gentle flair that tapers in towards the butt cheeks. I’d say Winston’s Tail would be safer for anal penetration. The TailStretcher is just a whole tapered tail without a typical flared lip base, which would be the safer alternative. Some people’s butts can just suck things in. However, the TailStretcher’s base has the advantage of being concave on the underneath, giving it the ability to be suction-cupped to a flat surface. (That works with my small. I don’t know if that would work with the weight of the other sizes. Obviously, the scales, ridging, and textures on each are different. Winston’s Tail doesn’t have the pebbly texture on the sides like the TailStretcher does; it’s more like gentle, little bumps.

Material: Pure silicone (phthalate and latex free)

Lube: Use water-based only

Cleaning: Warm water and soap, top rack dishwasher-safe, 10% bleach solution, boil for 3 minutes, or even use baby bottle sterilizing mix.

I recommend boiling it or placing it in the dishwasher over other methods. There’s a lot of nooks and crannies where bodily fluids or lube may be tricky to get out.

Sizes: small, medium, large and extra large (A full size chart is available on the product page.)

Density: Comes in soft, medium, or hard. Mine was medium, which makes it perfectly wiggly without being floppy.

Vibration Transfer: Vibrations transfer fairly well through my Winston’s Tail. This may vary with size and density, though.

Anal Safe: Yes.

Harness Compatible: There’s a good chance of that, but keep in mind that the base isn’t flared all the way around. It’s worked out fine in my Spareparts Deuce Harness, and fits decently into my RodeoH Harness after carefully wiggling it in.

Packaging: My Winston’s Tail came sealed in a plastic bag in a discreet box with lots of packing peanuts to keep everything safe and deep purple tissue paper.

Rating: 5/5 My Winston’s Tail is body-safe, absolutely gorgeous, and perfect for anal. I still love my TailStretcher, but my new tail is even nicer, in the looks department. I’m not sure which one I like the best, at this point, but I am leaning towards Winston’s Tail more.

June 6th, 2014 by